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		<title>Lectie de pictura</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ce-ar iesi din combinatia principalelor culori (din Romania): - rosu + galben = portocaliu; - rosu + verde = maro; - galben + verde + rosu = maro; - portocaliu + rosu = o culoare de rahat cu sange; - portocaliu + verde = verde maroniu; - portocaliu + galben = o culoare de rahat; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=305&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cum stim ca  a venit Craciunul?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 20:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iata aici cateva must-have pentru orice Craciun care se respecta: 1. Mesajele si sms-urile cu urari. Nu conteaza daca nu te-ai mai intalnit cu omul de la pastele cailor sau daca l-ai vazut ieri la serviciu, esti obligat sa ii trimiti un mesaj de genul: fie ca (duhul, lumina, ingerasul, &#8230;) sa te &#8230;si sa [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=300&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Caut gagica de sarbatori!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ar trebui sa scrie pe avatarul, fruntea sau fundul unor cautatori ocazionali de &#8230; prietena de tranzitie&#8230; spre noul an. Ma refer la acei disperati care, de frica, Doamne fereste, sa nu ramana singuri in aceasta miiinunata perioada a anului si sa nu aiba cu cine impartasi din bucuriile si beneficiile sarbatorilor, incep sa abordeze [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=298&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hau tu bi romantic in our dais</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 08:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mai stiti cum se scriau mai demult scrisori din alea de inima albastra? Cu romantisme, chestii. Adica pe vremea bunicii. Acum, normal, am evoluat. Trimitem scrisori electronice. Si stilul s-a schimbat, a fost adaptat la vremurile actuale. Cititi si luati exemplu: Barbat 42 ani,serios simpatic,caut o doamna ,domnisoara,indiferent de localitate sau varsta,la care plac jocurile [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=288&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sistemul FLDIP (fraierii lucreaza, desteptii iau profitul)</title>
		<link>http://patrunjelverde.wordpress.com/2011/10/19/sistemul-fldip-fraierii-lucreaza-desteptii-iau-profitul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daca esti un simplu angajat (la stat de exemplu) si arati (ca prostu, ca sa te dai mare in bila, nu stiu, din diveste motive) ca esti eficient, ambitios si priceput in toate, rezultatul va fii ca toti se vor folosi de marile tale &#8220;calitati&#8221; pe spinarea ta.  Asa ca eu va sfatuiesc sa stati [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=286&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Desteapta-te, romane!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 20:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ileana maria: se poate sa fim obligati sa cantam imnul in fiecare dimineata ileana maria: deocamdata numa la deschidere dar se poate in fiecare zi pe viitor Chris -: numai bine se mai duce ceva din ora ileana maria: chiar bine zici ileana maria: ca ii lung Chris -: io zic sa nu scapam nicio [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=284&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>La sovinism francezii ii zic paris</title>
		<link>http://patrunjelverde.wordpress.com/2011/09/11/am-aflat-ca-paris-e-traducerea-pentru-sovinism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se pare ca, de la un timp, din lipsa capacitatii intelectuale de a gasi subiecte interesante, umoristii francezi (daca ii pot numi asa) si nu numai (adica si unii cu pretentii de jurnalist), folosesc arma josnica de a-i ironiza de altii, mai precis de romani. Daca atacul la adresa altei tari este socotita semn de [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=280&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Legile lui Murpy &#8211; new edition</title>
		<link>http://patrunjelverde.wordpress.com/2011/08/27/legile-lui-murpy-new-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 09:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Cand mai ai cative Mb sa descarci dintr-un film, pica netul. 2. Cand merge netul bine, n-ai ce face cu el. 3. Daca nu stai deloc pe mes, nu inseamna ca esti ocupat. 4. Cand esti la calculator si ai un pahar cu un lichid si il scapi, garantat lichidul va atinge calculatorul. 5. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=276&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Parinte, am pacatuit: sunt in concediu!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 10:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se pare ca de vreo luna jumate as avea concediu. Wooow! Ar zice majoritatea. Ce faiiin de tine! Ce faiiin sa fii educatoare. Ce o sa faci in concediu? Va zic eu ce fac in concediu: nervi imi fac. Definitia concediului, daca exista una, ar fii: relaxare, optimism, placere, voie buna, distractie. Am parte de [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=272&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>O parere personala</title>
		<link>http://patrunjelverde.wordpress.com/2011/07/23/o-parere-personala/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 12:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poate zic o tampenie, dar asta e parerea mea: cei mai mari magari si nesimtiti si mincinosi din istorie sunt americanii si sfanta uniune europeana. Nu va mai lasati amagiti de tara tuturor posibilitatilor. America si UE nu vor decat sa conduca lumea. Ce credeti, ca nu mai pot ei de pacea universala? O minciuna. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patrunjelverde.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9447424&amp;post=270&amp;subd=patrunjelverde&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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